Odd match, isn't it? No, I did not have some sort of bathroom related incident with my bike. The Stinky Spoke is short for "The Stinky Weather Poker Run". It is not a run. It is a mountain bike ride that raises money to benefit the "
Little Bit Therapeutic Riding Center". Joe told me about it a couple weeks ago and it sounded like a good cause - as if I need an excuse to go ride.
So this past Saturday was the Stinky Spoke ride and I decided to ride my cross bike since it sounded like it was a pretty mellow course. I was not aware that Joe was leading a group on a route called the "Thrilla" (as in the "Thrilla in Woodinvilla" - a ride that starts every Wednesday night from the Red Hook brewery in Woodinville, WA). The Thrilla route would take us past all of the checkpoints of the Stinky Spoke while adding an extra 7 miles and keeping us on trails for the majority of the ride. Great!
Now I realize that the Thrilla is a great route for a cross bike. Previously, I've always ridden my mountain bike. And the gears start turning. It's about 17 miles on the Burke Gilman Trail and the Sammamish River Trail from my house to RedHook. 17 there + 21 mile Thrilla + 17 back = 55. Not bad. 55 miles once a week including 20 + on trails. I could get used to that.
This brings us to the Frozen Tundra portion of the title. Last night I put the above plan into action for the first time. I really tried to get organized so that I could get out the door early and enjoy a leisurely spin to RedHook to meet up with the group. Complete and utter failure. It would take about 1.25 hrs to get there at a leisurely pace. The ride starts promptly at 6:30 from the RedHook parking lot. I rolled from my house at 5:32. You do the math.
Instead of a nice gentle warm-up, I had my own little time-trial from 58th Street to RedHook. I arrived at the junction of the Sammamish River Trail (where the group enters from RedHook) at 6:33. Not knowing if I had missed them, and not wanting to waste the 2 minutes to check the parking lot, I forged ahead. Joe had said that he would be on his single-speed, so I knew I could catch them if they were in front of me on the Trail.
After 2 minutes at a good pace, I decided that they must not be ahead of me and I toned it down. I stopped at the trail junction a few miles down the Sammamish River Trail where we turn onto the dirt. Sure enough, about 3 minutes later, Joe and the crew rolled up. Great - nice story.
Not so fast. Rewind a little over an hour. I'm getting ready and trying to minimize the stuff I need to carry since I will be riding to the ride instead of driving as most normal people would. It is pretty cold out, but I am trying to talk myself out of bringing my jacket. Now in my defense, those of you out there picturing me going in short-sleeves in the Seattle winter need a bit more info. I tend to get hot wearing many layers in the cold. I was wearing my winter long bibs, a base layer under a short-sleeve jersey, arm warmers, and a vest. This setup will take good care of me until the temp drops much below 40.
Mistake #1 - trusting www.weather.com. They forecasted 37 for Woodinville, WA at 9pm.
Lucky break #1 - not being able to convince myself not to bring my jacket (a.k.a - forgetting I decided not to bring it), and packing my jacket.**
**Lucky Break #1 was sort of negated for most of the night because I had no idea that I had actually brought my jacket. Read on and you will understand.
So, out we go on the 21-mile loop. Joe, his wife Molly, Parker (a regular), and a first-timer (forgot her name). It was cold, but bearable when you have some climbs on the trails to keep the blood pumping.
Then comes mile 15. The beginning of a long, rolling, mostly downhill section that can be extremely cold due to the exposure and high speeds. Everyone else puts on their jacket. I advertise to the others that I didn't bring mine. No one comments on the hunchback I am sporting (due to balled up jacket in my jersey pocket under my vest. Not sure if it is because they don't realize it is a jacket or they are just plain cruel.
We get through most of the freezing cold downhill section, when Joe volunteers that the thermometer on his fancy watch (or maybe bike computer) says 29 degrees. Well, I knew it was below freezing from the frozen, rock hard tracks through what was once mud. I guess the glistening ice crystals on the ground were sort of a give-away also. Anyway, when you hear someone say it is 29 degrees, it somehow seems colder all of a sudden.
And just then, it dawns on me...my vest feels tight. [insert fat joke here] Something is pushing into my lower back. A quick check with my hand confirms my thought. My jacket is in my jersey pocket. Now you have known since the beginning of the story, so it is no surprise to you. But you have to imagine my surprise. I could have saved face and kept quiet. Instead, I started laughing out loud.
"Do you want to hear something funny?" I asked whoever was willing to listen. I didn't wait for an answer. I admitted that my jacket was back there all along. I had convinced myself to bring it and then immediately forgotten.
We finished the dirt portion of the loop and met back up with the Sammamish River Trail. I parted from the group and headed for home. I didn't put the jacket on yet. I wanted to feel the cold as I rode along the bike path so I could really appreciate the jacket when I finally put it on.
After about 15 minutes, I stopped and put it on. I really did appreciate it. Not sure how much was real and how much was psychological, but I wasn't cold the rest of the way home. It also helped that I got passed by someone going much faster than me and I jumped on his wheel (after asking if it was OK). Amazing what a difference having someone to follow can make. I was beginning to tire and had slowed considerably. I never would have thought that I could pick up the pace and hold it at the speed we were going. The effort to keep up got me really warm.
I don't have a computer on my cross bike, so I can't say how fast it was. But suffice it to say, it was fast. Much faster than I normally go on the bike path on any bike. Sadly, no pictures either. I did have my phone, but just couldn't muster the effort to stop on the trail and take off my winter gloves to take a bad photo with my phone.
I haven't really kept track, but that just might be a new low temp for me on the bike. Not sure I should trust them, but
www.weather.com is showing a low of 28 for Woodinville last night. So next time you're cold, picture me on my bike with no jacket when it's 28 degrees and enjoy yourself ;-)